gee!whyaxe the great is here to revive our dead blog! =x
i think our encore piece is so nice it makes me want to cry ;-;
serious ):
the tune has been stuck in my head for ages
but sadly there's no recording online
neither is there a single trace of a composer called fillipucci (*pats ysabel's head*)
haii.
2 more days and we're flying off..
(and i still havent complete any hw._.)
JIAYOUJIAYOU
CLOG CARNEGIE UP
yingxiang. `mdjk<3
(p.s who knows how to do sicko can teach me)
Q: How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can't get up that high!
Q: Why are viola jokes so short? OMG DAMN TRUE :D
A: So violinists can understand them.
Q: Which is smaller, a violin or a viola?
A: They are actually the same size, but a violinist's head is so much bigger.
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?
A: The bow is moving.
Q: Why doesn't anyone ever complement a violin player?
A: Because everyone knows that the real instruments deserve all the complements.
Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
When a conductor and a watermelon are dropped from a 24 story building, which hits the ground first?
--Who cares?
A man and his son were walking through a cemetery. The boy asked, "Daddy, do they bury two people in the same grave?"
The father said, "Two people? Let me look."
So the father took a look, and sure enough, the marker said, "Here lies a symphony conductor and a humble man."
How's a violin like a vampire?
1) They sleep in cases
How's a violin like a vampire?
2) They leave marks on your neck
How's a violin like a vampire?
3) They melt in direct sunlight.....
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Why don't viola players suffer from piles (hæmorrhoids)?
Because all the assholes are in the first violin section.
Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
You might bend the nail.
A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin." His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"
How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.
Q - What's the difference between a Bassist and a rhino that's just eaten a tin of baked beans?
A - One's a huge useless thing that makes a deep farting noise and the other is a rhino.
Q - What's the difference between a bass player and a Duracell battery?
A - The Duracell battery has a good life.
(HAHAHA OFFEND EVERYONE :D)
:DCAOYUN
YAY ALL OUR GAMES ARE DONE :D SecTREES ROCK :D Haha this post is posted for the purpose of keeping the blog alive D: haha! :D Shall upload the video today up to YOUtube if circumstances allow (: HAHA all the pretty ballerinas today better watch out (: HAHAHA
:DCAOYUN!
